quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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