Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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