Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
