wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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