i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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