There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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