Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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