I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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