Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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