I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
