scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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