No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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