I wish I only lived at night.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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