that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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