ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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