Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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