how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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