CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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