Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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