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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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