We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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