So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
