He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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