I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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