cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i came on her dog
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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