You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
