Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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