Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
are you so shy because you have an std?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
