My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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