Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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