We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
