I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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