So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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