He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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