Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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