Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What a fucking waste of an outfit
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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