We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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