Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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