just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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