We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
