If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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