then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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