with your own penis?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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