So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You can make out without kissing
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