for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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