You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize