its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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