When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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