? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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