So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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