I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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