Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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