: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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