So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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