it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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