You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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