so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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